WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' PUTERS!

FeisbuK! For Those Not In The Loop. Or Those Who Really Don't Give A Damn!

GOING? COMING? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Thanks to the Twin Video camera from Ion Audio, you won't have to. They put a lens on both sides of the camera allowing you to record the action and yourself filming the action. Sells for $250 to the self absorbed.

IN A WORLD WITH THE ENVIRONMENT ON THE SKIDS --

One Man Finds Pure, Pristine Waters To Ply!

ALREADY A DECADE SINCE MY COVERSION FROM JUDYISM TO DUDEISM!

Commandment 54: "Treat objects just like women!"

Terrorist Subway Cars Take Hostages!

IF TWITTER DISAPPEARED --

FAMILY VACATION!

Dad Set A Pier On Fire And Played Fireman!